This is about a lil’ Canadian boy who probably took ballet when he was younger, eh?
I consider Bieber as the OG Grim Reaper,
or you could call him a creepy sleeper peeper.
But that’s what you call off-topic.
Bieber started as a lil’ sneaker or a little teeter.
This is when he found out he was gonna be a professional girl when he grew up.
Some how, Scooter Braun thought this seven year-old girl,
would make a brand-new world.
He was wrong.
Instead he caused millions of people to commit suicide
After all the hair flippy stuff and stuff,
he finally thought that he should be buff.
And then he decided to shave off his hideous hair,
this caused billions of people to stop and stare.
Then most 9 year-old girls stopped liking him,
but an older Selina noticed he went to the gym.
This is when the Jelina faze started up again,
but it all went away when they became ‘Just friends’ again.
Then AG and JB posted a pic of them kissing on instagram,
this caused a cooky Selina to scram and go ham.
Then Bieber wanted to rep. the west side, so he took a ride,
with a hide and told everyone to step aside,
while he was up high on the far side.
He then threw an egg and his career was starting to die.
Later he lied about this tragedy,
wait, this isn’t a tragedy it’s good,
because Family Guy will make fun of it.
Now Bieber is starting to collide worldwide,
and to think a seven year-old girl
could lose the Nationwide, that WAS all on his side.
The world was so brutal,
until the day when it became beautiful.
The bad times started when the girls obsession
over a band called one direction began.
There’s nothing I want to do then ruin that Louis dude.
I just want to throw a wall on them all.
Give this 1D stuff a twirl,
and listen to “Talk Dirty’ giiirl.
Yo giiirls need some Poetic Justice,
like Emperor Augustus.
Don’t tell me nothing,
‘cause the way that your blushing is kinda disgusting.
And don’t you get up in my grill,
willing to fulfill and stand still on this ill will.
I could have ended the world war like a wild boar,
but that line makes me snore.
These One Direction guys should go back
to doing chores on my floor and eat TK's c4.
We don't like them anymore and I should smash them all with a TNT door.
And Kendrick Lamar,
will give you some scars,
and that is why he’s considered a star.
All great things have to come to an end,
and I’m pretty sure I did a good job to offend.
AND FINALLY...Grantipoo just spit some on your sore thumb.